omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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