I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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