I'm gonna have a badass scar
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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