If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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