k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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