we're blogging at a bar
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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