Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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