I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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