You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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