We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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