I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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