You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Randomize
