have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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