Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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