There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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