i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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