you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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