i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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