I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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