She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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