I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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