Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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