I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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