Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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