Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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