jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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