So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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