We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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