you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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