Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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