Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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