i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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