chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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