first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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