That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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