I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He did a backflip because drugs
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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