Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Boobs are out for the taking
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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