Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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