My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i out mim tonsoeep
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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