my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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