i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
this boner is exhausting
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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