this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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