another moral hangover. fuck.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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