It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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