i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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