I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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