I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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