i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
