Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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