But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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