He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
