so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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