Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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