Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
