It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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