all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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