Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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