quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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